no1:\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"贞子\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"猛然站起,把头发一甩,露出了一张微笑的脸,说:\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"去头屑就是这么简单,拉芳护理洗发露,我爱拉芳\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\".
no2:\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"贞子\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"刚从井里走出来,还未出电视时,郭东临冲了上去,用一个膏药在电视上贴来贴去(画外音:东临那!别看见肚脐就贴肛泰呀!)
no3:\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"贞子\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"缓缓站起,一步一步朝男主人公走去,用手掐住男主人公的脖子,男主人公摸了摸她的手说:\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"你扮的是什么?皮肤这么好,维纳斯?\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"
no4:\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"贞子\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"的头发里露出了一只***的大眼睛,然后说:\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"戴博士伦舒服极了\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\".
no5:\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"贞子\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"刚爬出来,电视外面又站了一个戴眼镜的女的,对她说:\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"你的脸色怎么这么难看,是不是没用哈尔滨制药六厂生产的补血口服液呀\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"!
no6:(还是郭东临)\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"贞子\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"刚爬到一半时,卡在电视里出不来了,郭东临冲上前去说:\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"你肚子胀了???胃胀???腹胀???健胃是关键!\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"
no7:\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"贞子\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"刚要爬出电视,男主人公冲了上去吻了她一下,结果贞子又拼命的倒退了回去(画外音:有口气,就要处处受气!).
no8:贞子把白袍一脱~露出酥肩~~~:\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"小红点没有了,除螨,我信赖满婷!\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"
no9:贞子爬出电视,给郭东临看到了,郭走上前,拎起贞子的白袍~:\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"你们看,用了汰渍,没污渍!贞子你猜这要多少钱\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"贞子答:\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"在阴间,怎么也得4,5快吧?\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"郭大笑:\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"2块2!\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"